Dumb Central Station

noibatitty:

freeiwatobiswimm:

Rin speaking English!!! Haruka trying to understand! Omg XD now we all knows someday, Rin can speak to us! O//.///o

THIS IS SO FUCKINGG SURREAL LISTENING TO AUSTRALIAN ACCENTS IN ANIME WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IM HAVIG AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE HERE THIS TOOK ME SO OFF GUARD. I DIDNT EXPECT THEM TO GET ACTUAL AUSTRALIANS TO VOICE ACT THOSE PEOPLE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED. THIS IS SO WEIRD.

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39222 9.26.14. video,

emilywarrenart:

My section for the beautiful Yaoi Hands anthology zine. More info here

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57089 9.24.14.
heartsyhawk:

agentsama:

ample-nacells:

who-let-the-reservoir-dogs-out:

catsandcarolina:

lesroisdumonde:

maybe-nextyear:

Never underestimate a Marylander’s dedication to old bay

LET ME TELL YOU A THING OK SO MY SCHOOL IS ON THE BOARDER OF MARYLAND AND PA OK AND ONE DAY ONE FUCKING DAY MY CAFETERIA RAN OUT OF OLD BAY AND ALL THE KIDS FROM MARYLAND LOST THEIR SHIT. THEY HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO AND YOU COULD TELL WHO WAS FROM MARYLAND AS THEY WALKED AWAY LOOKING LOST AND EMPTY AND HOLLOW FROM THE PLACE WHERE WE HAVE OUR SPICES. MARYLAND HAS TWO THINGS GUYS, CRAPS AND OLD BAY AND THEY WORSHIP IT LIKE A FUCKING CULT

are we the only state that uses old bay

i am from maryland and i can confirm that this is fact the powder of the old bay is thicker than the blood of the covenant 

I’m from California and I have no idea what the fuck you people are talking about.

No you guys just don’t understand.
When you choose to go to the University of Maryland, they literally send you a bib, a mallet, and Old Bay.
It’s that important, and I honestly feel sorry for anyone who has not tasted the amazing spice concoction that is Old Bay.

My Dad was born in Maryland. Old Bay was a permanent part of our spice pantry for the longest time. When I didn’t get another package of it immediately after it ran out Dad didn’t speak to me for the better part of 3 weeks.
I had no idea this was a typical thing but I’m actually incredibly relieved by how passionate about Old Bay other people are.

heartsyhawk:

agentsama:

ample-nacells:

who-let-the-reservoir-dogs-out:

catsandcarolina:

lesroisdumonde:

maybe-nextyear:

Never underestimate a Marylander’s dedication to old bay

LET ME TELL YOU A THING OK SO MY SCHOOL IS ON THE BOARDER OF MARYLAND AND PA OK AND ONE DAY ONE FUCKING DAY MY CAFETERIA RAN OUT OF OLD BAY AND ALL THE KIDS FROM MARYLAND LOST THEIR SHIT. THEY HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO AND YOU COULD TELL WHO WAS FROM MARYLAND AS THEY WALKED AWAY LOOKING LOST AND EMPTY AND HOLLOW FROM THE PLACE WHERE WE HAVE OUR SPICES. MARYLAND HAS TWO THINGS GUYS, CRAPS AND OLD BAY AND THEY WORSHIP IT LIKE A FUCKING CULT

are we the only state that uses old bay

i am from maryland and i can confirm that this is fact the powder of the old bay is thicker than the blood of the covenant 

I’m from California and I have no idea what the fuck you people are talking about.

No you guys just don’t understand.

When you choose to go to the University of Maryland, they literally send you a bib, a mallet, and Old Bay.

It’s that important, and I honestly feel sorry for anyone who has not tasted the amazing spice concoction that is Old Bay.

My Dad was born in Maryland. Old Bay was a permanent part of our spice pantry for the longest time. When I didn’t get another package of it immediately after it ran out Dad didn’t speak to me for the better part of 3 weeks.

I had no idea this was a typical thing but I’m actually incredibly relieved by how passionate about Old Bay other people are.

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19518 9.24.14.

onlyblackgirl:

20daysofjune:

bow down to a mothafuckin QUEEN when you see one

And Iggy got what? 2 singles that aint never been #1 but is somehow the “queen” of rap. FUCK OUTTA HERE.

(Source: nickiroyale, via borichas)

106147 9.17.14.

husktop:

ceronero:

bubblegreent:

shepiu:

found-the-d:

ifeelyoujohanna:

paellamagica:

Just gonna…dump pictures of my new OTP here..

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OTP

i love how far this went

tumblr artists at their best

My otp is back

new mega-otp

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102207 9.11.14. remember when,

thewintergrump:

bubblekirby:

enjoliras:

courfeyrac-yourbody:

do you ever stop and think about how high school musical and breaking bad take place in the same town

*police sirens”
WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

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410883 9.06.14.

onebay1:

Giveaway time!!
Winner gets 40$ Whatpumpkin gift card, enough for a hoodie (+ 5$) or two tees!
Thank you to everyone who has made my Tumblr experience so great!

Rules:

  • Don’t have to be following me (coming and checking out my blog would be appreciated though!)
  • No giveaway blogs
  • Likes don’t count
  • Please don’t reblog more than once
  • You have to be willing to give me your email address (that’s how you will receive the gift card)
  • All my current followers automatically get an entry, meaning if they reblog they get two (if you follow me and would like to leave the prize for someone else you can ask me to withdraw your name from the contest or just tell me if you get chosen)
  • I’m using the random number generator n stuff and have made it as random as possible so you get 1/(amount of reblogs+number of followers who want to be in the contest) chance to win if you reblog, with the exception of current followers (who participate) who can get double that
  • Oh shit tumblr actually has a lot of rules about giveaways that I’m kind of breaking oops. Just be fully conscious that Tumblr itself is not associated with this giveaway and this is fully my (onebay1’s) responsibility
  • You have to have your ask open
  • If you win you will receive an ask from me, to which you must respond within 48 hours or I will pick another winner
  • Ends September 15th 2014

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500 9.06.14.
richies-blog-of-rage-and-bile:

cdlafere:

beanerschnitzel:

ponytailwhippingnacho:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.


Reblogging for excellent commentary.

Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?
This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.
Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.
Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.
You don’t fuck with orcas.


!!!

Yet people are surprised about SeaWorld trainers getting eaten.
They’re basically tapdancing around a wolf enclosure with meat strapped to them trying to make the wolves do tricks. Only the wolves are giant and have chainsaws strapped to them.

richies-blog-of-rage-and-bile:

cdlafere:

beanerschnitzel:

ponytailwhippingnacho:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

image

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?

This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.

Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.

Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.

You don’t fuck with orcas.

!!!

Yet people are surprised about SeaWorld trainers getting eaten.

They’re basically tapdancing around a wolf enclosure with meat strapped to them trying to make the wolves do tricks. Only the wolves are giant and have chainsaws strapped to them.

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328594 9.04.14. cool shit,

savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy

x

They look so platonically in love with each other.

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464380 9.03.14.

"College as explained to me in high school" vs. "College as experienced firsthand"

328991 9.03.14.